Tuesday, 09 March 2010

  • Should People Wait To Get Married?

    divorce

    According to http://www.divorcererate.org, 41% of all first marriages end in divorce, 60% of all second marriages end in divorce, and 73% of all third marriages end in divorce. WOW.

    Those are some high numbers.

    Age At Marriage For Those Who Divorce In America
    Age Women Men
    Under 20 years old 27.6% 11.7%
    20 to 24 years old 36.6% 38.8%
    25 to 29 years old 16.4% 22.3%
    30 to 34 years old 8.5% 11.6%
    35 to 39 years old 5.1% 6.5%
    http://www.divorcererate.org

    What's interesting about this chart is that it pretty much goes against social norms. For instance, if you ask most people they would say wait until about mid 20s to get married and definitely don't get married before 20 years old. However, as you can see, divorce rates are significantly higher in couples who hook up at around their mid 20s as apposed to under 20 years old.

    Hm.... Perhaps it has to do with the pressure people feel to get married around that age so they settle and end up with a lazy deadbeat instead of who they really want?

    It's also a social norm not to wait until mid to late 30s to hook up. People say it's too late in life to be getting married. Take a look at the chart. And don't tell me it's because they've matured and it's their second marriage because if you refer to the first paragraph of this article more people divorce during their second than during their first.

    So let me ask you, should people wait until their mid to late 30s to get married as apposed to getting married in their mid to late 20s? Or should they get married before 20? Should they get married at all? Leave a comment.

Monday, 08 March 2010

  • Miley Cyrus Can't Dress...And I Care.

    poor miley

    Hello,
    Opened my Internet Explorer today to Yahoo News and guess what was the top news story?
    News on the Economy? No.
    Haiti relief efforts? No.
    cure for cancer? hell no.

    Instead of putting NEWS on their NEWS section, Yahoo decided it would be best to post an article about friggin' Miley Cyrus' choice of apparel that she wore to the Oscars. Which brings us to the question: Who the hell cares? I would MUCH rather read an article about who won at the Oscars than what the celebrities wore. I don't care if James Cameron showed up in a banana costume, as long as he was there to accept the fact that Avatar sucks and didn't win the Oscar (thank god) I'm happy.

    Now, granted Yahoo didn't just write an article about Miley Cyrus, but about all the actresses who showed up! Yay! They called it a "Fashion Report Card" If someone gave me a "Fashion Report Card" I would immediately knee them in their gender-respective genitals. Seriously. The only people who care about "Fashion Report Cards" are really stupid Women and really stupid homosexuals. In fact, the only reason I know this article existed is because my Step-Father told me about it. Not really sure why he read the article but I digress...

    I took a look at it and it was unbelievably stupid. Just pictures of Celebrities with frigging grades under them. It went something like this:

    lady-gaga-latex-1jpg

    Lady Gaga showed up looking like a special ed child trying to look like a biker chick with balls on her head
    "F-"

    Pretty Much.
  • Shane Dawson is a Tool

    SHANE

    Hello,
    Some of you may be asking "Hey! Who the hell is Shane Dawson and why is he a tool?"
    Well calm down because you're about to find out. Shane Dawson is a YouTube personality who uses sexual innuendos in every single one of his videos in order to increase his views.

    Go ahead, look for yourself:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sB-aCi7b-a8

    I don't necessarily despise the content of these videos, but that's hardly the point. The point i'm trying to make is that putting unnecessary innuendos in video titles is a dick move. How would you like it if i put "Hot Lesbian Sex" for the title of this post. Granted it would probably generate a lot more views than this post is going to get BUT I would honestly rather have 10 people view a legitimately titled post than to whore myself out by having 500 view a illegitimately titled one.

    Also he claims multiple times that he wants to be an actor, but IMHO he sucks at acting. He would do better as a script writer or something. But he's never going to be offered a legit TV show like he wants because his episodes are sometimes very offensive... to the point that YouTube pulled one. If you've ever spent any length of time surfing YouTube you know the kind of crap that they keep on there. Can you imagine what Shane had to post for it to be taken down? Well if you can't, lucky you because I'm going to tell you. Hurray!

    Mr.Dawson actually uploaded a video MAKING FUN OF MARTIN LUTHER KING JR.'S FAMOUS "I HAVE A DREAM" SPEECH. Please excuse the caps-lock but that pisses me off. If this is humor i have no sense of it. I tried to find the video for you guys on some other site but unfortunately I couldn't find it. Scratch that-- Just found it. Apparently it was Re-Uploaded to Dawson's OTHER channel. Enjoy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnTSWq8vMQk

    Did that video NEED to be based off of Martin Luther King's speech? No. It would've been just as funny if it was just Shane in drag talking. So... why do you think he put Martin Luther King's name in the title? Maybe to generate more views? Just saying.

    This Has Been CloseAllTabs' opinion on SHANE DAWSON thanks for reading it.
  • Hello Everybody,

    Just got started here on Xanga.com. Maybe that means i'm behind or not "hip with it" or however you kids are talking these days.

    ANYWAYS

    As far as what this weblog is for....

    Huh, good question. -pats self on back-

    Reviews, Complaints, Rants, Opinions, Current Events, and whatever else I want. I have the power.

    Ha!

    As far as what I will not be posting...

    Satanic Messages, Telling You About My Day (that's what women are for), Corny Jokes (well, maybe a few), Declarations of War (excluding Canada), My Phone Number (unless you're hot), Pornography, Or long welcome posts.



    SO WELCOME TO MY BLOG!